Looney Spoons

“Cheeky and quirky handstamped spoons for all occasions!”

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Since I've now got to the age where I'd rather act my shoe size, I've added a new collection 'Growing Old Disgracefully' to the shop. Some are funny, some are rude, some are philosophical, anyway I hope they make you smile and think of someone to give them to.
Also there is a collection of naturist spoons (I think I'm unique in catering to this particular niche in the flatware market) and plenty of plant labels to brighten up your spring planting. Have fun browsing and do drop me a message if there's something in particular you'd like to see on a spoon...

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  • Naturism Coffee Spoon, Put on a happy face (and nothing else)

    Naturism Coffee Spoon, Put ...

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  • Naturist Coffee Spoon, Kit Off Kettle On

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  • Handstamped Dessertspoon, I Wanna Be Licked By You

    Handstamped Dessertspoon, I...

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  • Handstamped Sugar T-ts Coffeespoon

    Handstamped Sugar T-ts Coff...

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  • Keep Calm Spoon, Big Handstamped Vintage Tablespoon, Hand Stamped Serving Spoon

    Keep Calm Spoon, Big Handst...

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  • I Will Not Keep Calm, Very Rude Handstamped Vintage Dessert Spoon

    I Will Not Keep Calm, Very ...

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  • Handstamped spoon with Shakespeare quote, old age humour, gift for pensioner

    Handstamped spoon with Shak...

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  • Hand stamped dessert spoon, never too old to eat jelly

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  • Plant label, start small, upcycled baby spoon

    Plant label, start small, u...

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  • Spoon plant label, How does your garden grow

    Spoon plant label, How does...

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  • Naturism Definition, Funny Handstamped Pudding Spoon

    Naturism Definition, Funny ...

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    £11.50

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  • Cheeky Nudist Coffee Spoon, Sun's Out Buns Out

    Cheeky Nudist Coffee Spoon,...

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  • Pair of garden labels, humorous plant pot markers, handstamped vintage spoons

    Pair of garden labels, humo...

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  • Rustic Style Herb Markers, Parsley Sage Rosemary Thyme

    Rustic Style Herb Markers, ...

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    £16.00

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  • Personalised Tea Spoon, Handstamped Vintage Teaspoon

    Personalised Tea Spoon, Han...

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    £13.00

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  • Personalised Vintage Coffee Spoon

    Personalised Vintage Coffee...

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    £13.00

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  • Teaspoon for Naturists, Clothing is Optional, Tea is Not, Handstamped Vintage

    Teaspoon for Naturists, Clo...

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  • Clothes Optional Coffee Spoon, Handstamped Naturist Gift, Dotty

    Clothes Optional Coffee Spo...

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  • Feed the Bear, Hand Stamped Vintage Dessert Spoon

    Feed the Bear, Hand Stamped...

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  • Feed the Beard, Handstamped Vintage Dessert Spoon

    Feed the Beard, Handstamped...

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  • When Life Gives You Lemons, Handstamped Vintage Dessertspoon

    When Life Gives You Lemons,...

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  • Gin Lover's Coffee Spoon, But First Gin, Handstamped Vintage Coffeespoon

    Gin Lover's Coffee Spoon, B...

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  • Swirly Coffee Lover's Vintage Coffeespoon

    Swirly Coffee Lover's Vinta...

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  • Coffee Spiral Handstamped Vintage Coffeespoon

    Coffee Spiral Handstamped V...

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  • Sweary Rude Latin Insulting Spoon, Hand Stamped Vintage Apostle Coffeespoon

    Sweary Rude Latin Insulting...

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    £6.00

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  • Handstamped Rude Latin Apostle Coffeespoon, Testiculi

    Handstamped Rude Latin Apos...

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    £6.00

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  • Upcycled spoon plant pot labels, garden humour, rustic style

    Upcycled spoon plant pot la...

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    £16.00

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  • Hand Stamped Funny Cactus Labels, Spoon Plant Markers

    Hand Stamped Funny Cactus L...

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  • Rude Tea Spoon, Fresh out of f--ks, slight second

    Rude Tea Spoon, Fresh out o...

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  • Everybody F Off, F-Word Spoon, Handstamped Vintage Fruit Spoon, Over 18s Adult

    Everybody F Off, F-Word Spo...

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  • Grumpy old man spoon, one handstamped apostle coffeespoon, choice of wording

    Grumpy old man spoon, one h...

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  • Handstamped vintage spoon, advice for growing older

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  • Very silly rude teaspoon, handstamped Victorian spoon

    Very silly rude teaspoon, h...

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  • Big vintage tablespoon, hand stamped serving spoon, Alive and Cooking

    Big vintage tablespoon, han...

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  • Knackered Old Thing, Handstamped Vintage Coffeespoon

    Knackered Old Thing, Handst...

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  • Old but not useless coffeespoon, handstamped vintage stainless steel

    Old but not useless coffees...

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  • Stamped Pastry Fork, Happy Forking Birthday

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  • You do you, little handstamped vintage coffeespoon

    You do you, little handstam...

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  • So Life's A Bit Sh-t, Deal With It, Dessert Spoon, Hand Stamped

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  • Vintage Dessertspoon, Life's Too Short to Say No to More Custard

    Vintage Dessertspoon, Life'...

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  • Old cake server with poem, hand stamped Victorian spoon

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    £11.00

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  • Antique pastry server with hand stamped Shakespeare quote

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  • Macbeth Quote Teaspoon, Handstamped Vintage Tea Spoon

    Macbeth Quote Teaspoon, Han...

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  • Shakespeare Quote, Handstamped Vintage Spoon, So Shines A Good Deed

    Shakespeare Quote, Handstam...

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  • I Wet My Plants, Spoon Plant Pot Marker

    I Wet My Plants, Spoon Plan...

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  • Tiny Seed of Hope, Plant Pot Marker, Upcycled Vintage Butter Spreader

    Tiny Seed of Hope, Plant Po...

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  • Naturism Teaspoon, Put the kettle on but nothing else, handstamped vintage spoon

    Naturism Teaspoon, Put the ...

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  • Spoon with words, gift for naturist, often nude but never rude, camping spoon

    Spoon with words, gift for ...

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  • The Treachery of Images Spoon, Handstamped Teaspoon with French Arty Wording

    The Treachery of Images Spo...

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  • Optimist or Pessimist Teaspoon, Half Full or Half Empty

    Optimist or Pessimist Teasp...

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  • I Brew, I Brew Too, Hand Stamped Vintage Spoons, Matching Pair of Coffeespoons

    I Brew, I Brew Too, Hand St...

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    £12.00

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  • Tiny pair of answer spoons, handstamped saltspoons, oui or non

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  • Rude Cactus Labels For Succulent Plantpots, Upcycled Spoons

    Rude Cactus Labels For Succ...

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  • Four Handstamped Plant Labels for Allotment Vegetables

    Four Handstamped Plant Labe...

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  • Pets leave Pawprints on your Heart, handstamped vintage dessertspoon

    Pets leave Pawprints on you...

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    £11.00

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  • Personalised custom pet food fork, hand stamped to order

    Personalised custom pet foo...

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    £9.50

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  • Lovely Bubbly fizz saver spoon, slightly rude wording

    Lovely Bubbly fizz saver sp...

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    £11.00

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  • Keep Your Sh-t Sparkly, Rude Handstamped Spoon, Sparkling Wine Bubble Saver

    Keep Your Sh-t Sparkly, Rud...

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  • Whichever Way You Face, Rude Swedish Proverb on Handstamped Vintage Dessertspoon

    Whichever Way You Face, Rud...

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  • Naturist Spoon, Nothing's Better, Handstamped Vintage Floral Dessertspoon

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About Looney Spoons

Looney Spoons

Hand stamped spoons to make you smile

I began upcycling vintage spoons in 2016 when I was asked to make a series of food-/kitchen-related wind chimes for a multi-media art installation with a Dada theme. I wanted a permanent way to add words, did some research and discovered metal stamping. Bought an alphabet set and picked up some old spoons at a boot sale, had a go and was instantly hooked! I've now built up a collection of vintage and even antique stamping dies in many different sizes and of course I have boxes and boxes of spoons in my workshop... it is my mission to save as many as possible from winding up in landfill. If they're too battered to use as actual spoons, they get hung on wind chimes instead.
Each letter is separately hammered into each spoon, so every spoon I make is unique. I don't flatten, bend or drill them - I like to preserve as much as possible of their original character. My spoons are vintage and pre-owned and their imperfections are part of their charm. (I always try to be honest and show you the flaws, wear marks and tarnish in my photos as well as the lovely period details!)
A lot of my spoons are unashamedly rude, because naughty words make me giggle and there is an especial deliciousness about putting very rude language on a very 'prim and proper' Victorian spoon. It can also be very therapeutic to have a good swear and there's even a word for the wonderful feeling of release when you do: 'Lalochesia'. One day I'll put that on a spoon too.

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    Reviewed by Sharon

    Lovely butter spreaders - this was a custom order after I spotted a similar butter knife on Looney Spoon's social media page. The seller searched through their stock of vintage knives and sent me photos of some she thought might be suitable, so I was able to choose my own pieces as well as the words to put on them.

    They are really cute. The larger round bladed one has gone to my Dad as a fun little present, and I kept the dainty pointy one. It's already been christened with butter...... and jam.

    Thank you so much

    Reviewed by littleblackheart

    absolutely delighted with the spoons i purchased! bought as gifts, but i just can't part with horse farts ...love them! I'll be back again x

    Reviewed by Donna

    I couldn't be happier with this little spoon. It's a perfect extra gift for my special friend. Speedy delivery too. Thank you, I will be shopping with you again.